Okay so recently I started a twilight fanfic called One Screwed Italian uhm at this moment in time I am working on chapter 7.. so thatll be up soon.

Some things you should know bout this series...

1) ITS ISNT LIKE NORMAL FANFICS my character isnt going to walk up grab jacob and make mad lemon love to him. or edward... or sam ooooor.. embry or quil or jasper or emmet or alice or anyone. (Though if i had my way and i owned emmet and jasper and rosalie and alice were dead or something and it was completely safe vampires) BUT I CAN TRY)

2) IF YOU LIKE ACTION yes this has some romance but its mainly a violent fanfic. yes the movie is a thrilling romance this is more of a violent story with a tiny side helping of romance.

3) BY THE WAY IM HUMAN SO YEAH THERES GRAMMAR MISTAKES Deal with it.

FAQ SECTION: There are spoilers so beware!

Okay recently one of my friends reading my story said im confuzzled. Its good but im confuzzled.
There are spoilers if you haven't read it yet so don't read this until your done with atleast chapter 6.
Im putting this in my journal so anyone can see it and i dont have to answer questions throuhg comments cus that gets very annoying as you can all probably imagine. So im gunna tell all you average joes who do not know me on yahoo and cant get written out explanations what the hell is going on as best as i can. and if you have any questions that werent listed here put your question in the comments box for this journal and i will add it to the journal with the answer and send you a message with the answer as well.

FAQ

Q. Did they just turn her?
A. NO. They did not. Shae is a human. average little skinny ass white italian HOOMAHN!!

Q. It says she was dead for three hours. how the hell is she not a vampire!? they were arguing!! *points at story* carlisle said he was gunna turn her!!!!!
A. Yes and then edward said not to. and then if you watch really carefully a ninja sentence will pop out and say that they pulled the plug O.O

Q. Then how is she alive again!?
A. Cause shes freakign awesome like that.. no.. cuz shes italian.. no uhm.. they pulled the plug but normally they only pull the plug when your on life support (if you look she was never on life support its jsut a phrase) but even so its normal that you die by the plug being pulled but again even so there might be that one miraculously lucky italian chick who manages to survive for three hours O.O uhm so yeah she never died.

Q. *points* but it says shes dead
A. no not really those are her thoughts her thinking... i am dead.. this time i am really dead. if you recal at the beginning offf...... chapter 3 or 4 its happening there too (only then she didnt flatline)
her heartbeat was so faint and barely there the machines didnt pick it up so it was beating the machines just didnt notice it. because we arent perfect and we dont build perfect machines.. so she wasx like hanging onto life by a figurative thread aaaaand it took about three hours for the medicine to work and he to finally come back to 'life' but no she was NEAR death but not entirely dead.. *imitates miracle max from the pricess bride* no see your friend isnt dead.. hes jsut half dead. theresa difference between dead and almost dead.

Q. Then why does she have enhanced senses when she wakes up seeing and feeling everything.
A. okay well unless youve had a near death experience which i ahve so i would know after being so out of it and so unconcious qand senseless for a while for about 3 hours or so when you finally come back down to earth (specially when your fucked up on hospital drugs) everything jsut seems so there you just notice alot more you embrace sense all over again

Q. What about the pained sleep like bella after she was turned.
A. okay in the book her pain was described as a burning sensation crawling across her body. not once did i say a burning sensation O.O and well yeah shes gunna have pain because shae is based off of me. i toss and turn in my bed ALOT and for that you use alot of muscles including your abs and such. seeing as how shes was shot in her torso/belly when she rollls over its gunna hurt

Q. What about her magically healing and getting up out of her wheelchair.
A. Well she didnt magically heal 1 and 2 she didnt magically break her legs and again shes like me shes stubborn and thinks wheelchairs are annoying.

Q. Why didnt you post the plane crashlanding?
A. Because the plane didnt crash land

Q. But zack said they landed in forks and she pointed out theres no airport in forks
A. actually as a side note there is an airstrip in forks but apparently not a public airport i guess O.O uhm anyways hes lying to her they landed in port angeles and then drove her there. he knows shell be pissed that he decided to get her into a small town before putting her in a hospital so basically he put secrecy before her health and so hes lying.